Funny Wall Sticker. Sometimes when life gets to hectic we feel like dropping everything and moving away. This sticker addresses this message but rather bluntly. The message is "Fuck everything and become a pirate" with a picture of skull and bones above the text. Decorate your home or office with this funny wall sticker to remind yourself that another life awaits you if you get sick of this one. This sticker is available in a range of sizes and colours.